At the U.N. last September whence
The POTUS, in formal attendance
Requested advice from his Secret'ry Rice
On etiquette regarding his presence.
"Decider", `twas true, had to make a doo-doo
But fearing his absence unseemly,
Wrote a query to Condi, about his urge bod'ly
Ignoramus exposed most extremely.
An aspiring photogger, doubtless also a blogger
Shutter-shot his note: "May I go potty?"
The Commander, disavowing command of his bowel-ing?
No wonder we're stuck in Ramadi!
© Barrett Zinn
July 9, 2006
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